Tom Cruise wants to get into Brad Pitt’s pants. Brad Pitt is a whiny little bitch. Together they have a bastard child in the form of Kirsten Dunst. She kills Tom Cruise. He comes back to life and scares the ever loving shit out of them. Then Pitt and Dunst run away to Paris, where Pitt has to deal with the sexual advances of Antonia Banderas. Also they’re all vampires.
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