ifyouhadwings: teamniceboyfriends: IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
IN THE UNITED STATES
dannybriereisaliferuiner: owning a gun is a right having healthcare is a privilege
Oh god, there’s a “family day” on this one channel right mow, and they’re showing a bunch of animation movies, and the next one will be Bee-movie… The creepiest animation movie of them all. Wth!
When I overdo it because I think my body can...
fuckcrohns: thegutsygeneration: This happens more than I like to admit
1. White terrorists are called “gunmen.” What does that even mean? A person with...– Juan Cole, 08/09/2012 Juan Cole actually wrote this 4 days after a white terrorist, yes, terrorist, murdered 6 and injured 4 people at a Sikh gurdwara in Wisconsin. The terrorist who committed said crime spoke of an impending “racial holy war” beforehand and was a member of white...
The 5 Most Insulting Defenses of Nerd Racism →
girljanitor: tomithejellyfish: thesargebag: Warning, do not read around anything both extremely valuable and breakable. I write articles about racisms for Cracked sometimes! This is one of those times! omfg this is literal gold “And then what? Up will be down, dogs will marry cats, the Hot Pockets will microwave us!” LOL
casfeathers: mixgoldenphoenix: gracelesscas: i would pay good money for a navigation system voiced by cas “I-I don’t understand. Why did you not turn when I told you to?” “You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of downtown rush hour traffic, I can throw you back in.”
The best way to dehumanize someone while claiming you’re not is to believe you...– The danger of worldviews (Speaking when the world sleeps) Truth bomb if I ever saw one. (via ikenbot)
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
I swear to Chuck, If Naomi and Jodey turn out to be not okay aka DEAD, meaning they just killed off 3 reoccurring FEMALE characters (well, in the case of Abaddon female vessel, but still), I’m gonna find TPTB and pee on everything they love.
fibromyalgiaproblems: Being chronically ill means constantly having this crippling fear of not being able to comfortably believe your illness is as bad as it is, and fearing everyone will be proving to you that you don’t have that illness or that you’re exaggerating it. It’s constantly fearing judgement from doctors, family, friends, even other sick people, and worst of all, yourself. Maybe...
sorryforpartybarackin: there’s so many funny nice wonderful people on here and a lot of them are really sad and really far away and I can’t do anything about it I want to kiss ur foreheads and make u hot chocolate but I can’t
I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. Like a five-year-old, I want to close my...– I don’met want to be a feminist anymore. (via gingerrqueer) meeeeeeeee. (via marzipansexual)
For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope...– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via ph-azing)